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Kavita Negi

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aao jara hans le
« on: July 02, 2013, 01:14:14 PM »

* Ek cinma hall me ek budhiya ek cold drink ki bottle le ke baithi thi.
Kabhi 15 min baad muh ko lagaati kabhi 20 min baad.
Saath baithe pappu ko gussa aaya.
Usne budhiya ke hath se bottle cheen ke ek ghut me saari bottle khatan kar ke bola.
 Aise peete hai.
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Budhiya boli , beta mai to paan thook rahi thi :p






* We think our memory is weak.
But jis se pyaar kiya ho kabhi use bhulaana ho
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To aisa lagta hai...
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Jaise Saari duniya ke kaaju badaam humne hi khaaye hue hai :D






Husband : Raja dashrath ki teen raniya thi.

Wife : to ?

Husband : to mai b 2 shaadiya aur karunga.

Wife : dropati ka naam suna hai ?

Husband : tu bhi na pagal, dil pe le leti hai :p






Teacher : agar raat me machar kaate to kya karna chahiye ?

Student : chup chaap khuja ke so jaana chaiye. Aap rajnikaant to ho nahi jo machar se sorry bulwa loge :p


Kavita Negi

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 02:09:55 PM »
Biwi ko thapad marne ke baad pati bola,
admi use hi marta hai, jise wo pyar karta hai
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Ye sunte hi biwi ne 2 thappad kheench ke mare
aur boli
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Apko kya lagta hai mai apko pyar nahi karti :p



Rashmi

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 02:42:14 PM »
good efforts kavita ji thankyou very much
Rashmi Sharma

gooDe akkhar ,fatti sukki
adiyo meri gaachi mukki
sukke hanjhu akkhaN waale
haaDa! akkhar mooloN kaale

Kavita Negi

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 02:48:09 PM »
ur welcome rashmi jee...!!

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 11:37:38 AM »
* We think our memory is weak.
But jis se pyaar kiya ho kabhi use bhulaana ho
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To aisa lagta hai...
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Jaise Saari duniya ke kaaju badaam humne hi khaaye hue hai :D


sahi hai yaarrrr

Kavita Negi

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 01:34:04 PM »
Ek aadmi public toilet me baitha tha, tabhi sath wale toilet se awaaz aayi
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Kya haal hai.. Aadmi ghabra ke bola theek hai..
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Fir awaaz aayi
kya kar rahe ho ?
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Aadmi : jo sabhi yahan karte hai..
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Fir awaaz aayi, mai aa jaauN ?
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Aadmi ghabra ke bola nahi nahi
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Fir awaaz aayi yaar mai baad me call karta hu
abhi sath wale toilet se pata ni kon bewkuf
meri baato ke jawaab de raha hai :p :D

AahnaA

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 01:38:33 PM »
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kavita Negi

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 02:01:48 PM »

Gabar : kitne aadmi the ?

Sambha : sardar 2.

Gabar : ye 2 kitna hota hai re ?

Sambha : sardar 2, 1 ke bad aata hai.

Gabar : to 2 se pehle kya aata hai ?

Sambha : sardar 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabar : 2 aur 1 ke beech kya aata hai ?

Sambha : inke beech kuch nahi aata.

Gabar : to ye dono sath kyu nahi aate ?

Sambha : dekh tune goli maarni hai to maar le, tune hame namak khilaaya hai chawanprash nah samjha, baat karta hai :p :D :-

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2013, 06:46:08 AM »
Funny funny funny- I needed the laugh : thanks for the laughter :D
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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 02:37:33 PM »
ek shayer yaisa bhi ho saketa hai
hanshi khud ke chupa jag ko hasa saketa hai bahooot he funny maja aa gaya negi ji
Ye Dunia Mujhe Jane Ya Na Jane,
Teri Ankhe Muje Pehchane Yahi Bahut Hai.

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Re: aao jara hans le
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2013, 09:59:08 AM »
Tooooo gooooood kavita ji.......
really very good jokes.....
hass hass kar kar lot pot ho gaye mai to ....:) :) :) :)

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